Only Death Can Separate Me From You, Dino Melaye Vows To Devastated Saraki

Senator Dino Melaye from Kogi State has pledged his unflinching support to the embattled President of the Senate, Dr. Bukola Saraki.

Melaye, a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria who could not correctly spell THOUSAND but spelt it as THOUSOUND in a facebook post this afternoon was quoted as saying; 

"My brother and friend Sen. Bukola Saraki, if you have 1 trillion supporters I'm one,if you have one billion I'm one,if you have one million I'm one,if you have one thousound I'm one if you have ten I'm one,if you have only one supporter I'm one and if you have no single supporter it means I'm dead. No shaking. Four years tooo sure."

Saraki is facing 13 counts corruption charges at the Code of Conduct tribunal over some undeclared assets.